In my posts I somehow appeal to the theme of gender relations... Despite the fact that I am already inveterate bachelor, my girlfriend plays a big role in my life, and she even became a muse for doing this blog! I could now write you a post about all "++" relationships with women, love, romantic evenings and all this rubbish... But my post will be much shorter, because it is devoted to "--" the same relations.
One of the hardest topics: the constant attempt to get into your plate, in order to try something, to bite off, to drink, etc. I'm not greedy, and if I have, for example, 2 sandwich, I will gladly give up one... BUT ONE, LAST, NOT SUBDIVIDED INTO SEVERAL PIECES! And she can not understand it... Male brains are different: it's the brain of the hunter, which visually estimated the prey, process the information and sent a signal to the stomach, that now there will come a specific amount of food... And if the stomach was less in the end, the body fails: frustration, hunger, and irritability.
Imagine another scenario: you are with your girlfriend at the premiere of a tough shooter! You did not read the announcement, did not follow the remarks of critics, etc. You just went to the movies. And note: you came for the first time, which means that both the individual female and individual male came to film the first time, and this is very important... But from the beginning of the movie, something goes wrong... What are you so angry? Why you can not concentrate on watching? Why are you over and over again concede the key points or knockout blows of the hero?
The answer is correct - because of the constant questions and comments your girlfriend about all that is happening: "what is this guy? and where did he get the gun? and they know each other? and what he told her, but I have not heard? and interestingly, is it silicone? and why he had not saved her?..." Damn, so I would not have saved her, too! And all this rubbish is not the end... BUT YOU ALSO DID NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE! But somehow in the course of everything that happens on the screen.
Or this: you are going to the same action movie after reading a bunch of interesting announcements, critical acclaim, and even saw an exciting trailer on YouTube! Due the evening traffic jams to get to the session time is less, you are standing at the exit is fully dressed, cigarette is ready for, car keys in your hands... And then suddenly comes out of the room: "Johnny, I have nothing to wear!" The first few seconds you stand a loss, knowing that you are not robbed the other day, and fire didn't burn your home... But where had gone all her clothes??? No, everything hangs quietly on hangers, filling to capacity her cabinet, but to go JUST ON THIS FILM AND TODAY, at a time when you are late, she really has nothing to wear... Call quickly to Hollywood - let remove the picture from rolling, you have the naked girlfriend here!
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